Random Qoutes

“I saw The Devil Man today,” Sarah whispered to Rogue, her eyes wide but not fearful. “He gave me candy.”  - "Sinister Intentions"

Duct Tape, it's like the force. It has a light side and a dark side and in the end it is all that holds the universe together.

I'm free. Free as a bird chained to an anchor sinking into the depths of the ocean. - "Jump Ship"

What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death? -- No, just death. Isn't that enough? - "Clue"

I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. - "Rocky Horror"

As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure what planet I'm on. - "Star Wars"

Answering Machine Qoutes

Hi. This is Crysania:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.

You've called our number, but we don't care. If we did, we'd be here. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll call you back, when your not home.

These words are lovely dark and deep, but I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep, so leave a message at the beep.

Hi. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

[Lots of phone pick-up noise] Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal _______'s answering machine. If you give me your name and number, I'll... Uh, I'll post it on the fridge where she'll see it. Uh... By the way, where did you say you live?

I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.

WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later.

Hello, you have reached the _______ family and we can not come to the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we're done shopping.